Passive Voice

Me: I’m totally using this to teach passive voice in a few weeks http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/28rodovich.html

Friend: that’s awesome! I want to think of more; lyrics are easier than titles: “If my sweater should be desired to be destroyed by you.”

Me: Big butts are enjoyed by me, and lies cannot be told by me. This fact cannot be denied by other brothers.

Friend: rap, huh? true to my roots. “be stopped, be collaborated with, and I may be listened to (?)” OR “this can’t be touched”

Me: Before an ocean is created by this river / before my heart is thrown back on the floor by you…